Pick Up Lines from Hell.

So I'm reading a fanfiction (Doesn't matter which cause that's not the point.) and a guy character says, kid you not, "I can give you what you need, baby." Now here we want to picture a voice gone suddenly deep, lids lowered, and maybe a little wink after that. This is like classic, "I'm a dumbass dude that don't know nothin' about women" line. Do guys really not know how cheesy lines like these are?

Or the ridiculous "Hey, I just want to be your friend" line, which I've been on the receiving end of numerous times. Do some women emit a signal that says, "Hey I'm stupid and gullible, I'm likely to really believe that the only thing you want from me, a complete stranger, is friendship, so come on over and use your masculine wiles to get in my pants?"

( This is kinda long so I'll cut it for you. )